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fuckyeahsharks:

kevin:

Satellite images of sharks off Bondi Beach. The detail is impressive!

Beaches gonna get ate.

This is sweet. Click on the link and zoom.

fuckyeahsharks:

kevin:

Satellite images of sharks off Bondi Beach. The detail is impressive!

Beaches gonna get ate.

This is sweet. Click on the link and zoom.

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brandonrockwell:

thedailywhat:

Comic JK.

Please tell me somebody gets this joke…

I laugh.

brandonrockwell:

thedailywhat:

Comic JK.

Please tell me somebody gets this joke…

I laugh.

Reblogged from brandonrockwell 21 hours ago |

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This is literally.

LITERALLY.

LITERALLY THE MOST AMAZING THING I’VE SEEN ON THE INTERNET.

3 days ago |

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via cracked.com.

via cracked.com.

3 days ago |

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alliesanthem:

lolololcats:

ha-nuh:

via glamour.com

lol @ comp sci and spanish

what if you’re a studio art AND biology major?

You go neuroscientists. Get that head (surgery).

alliesanthem:

lolololcats:

ha-nuh:

via glamour.com

lol @ comp sci and spanish

what if you’re a studio art AND biology major?

You go neuroscientists. Get that head (surgery).

Reblogged from alliesanthem 6 days ago |

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Googling yourself

Do you ever google yourself and find out you’re on a website like THIS?

HOLY SHIT I’M ON A CRAPLOAD OF FOREIGN WEBSITES WITH THAT VIDEO.

It is not even a good rendition. It was hastily memorized so as to avoid real work. Oh dear. This is not how I wanted to become famous, but I’ll take it?

On the other hand, the response is 4/5s positive to my Lady Macbeth Monologue. So, good.

1 week ago |

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STUFF

Look at all this STUFF I have
bottles, tissues, earrings, lube
eye care, hair care,
tequilla, a bowl
reeses cups and crusty mugs
the list goes on
and this just my desk!
STUFF in my closet and STUFF on my floor
O, my floor
Moses, where are you?
my floor needs a miracle.

Item: Necklace, black and green.
Mother’s b-day gift
BOGO at Macy’s.
Item: Glass Jar with coins
I hope it’s lots
(I sneak out quarters).
Item: Water Cup by bed
For night mouth-breathing
and my alcohol intake.

My vices stay in my closet.
STUFF like dresses
STUFF like dildos
STUFF like that concert T
I meant
to give
to him.


I guess I got it from my pops
a pack rat
his are maps and books and facts
battlefield stats and hero tales
My mom, not as much
recipes and gossip, though
I got that from her.

I lie and say it’s cause I’m lazy
But.
I cannot throw this SHIT away.

(First Draft - 12/02/2009)

Sidenote: Tumblr won’t let me add indents without an HTML headache. It’s called  , Tumblr. Poo on you, tumblr.

1 week ago |

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radiopantsdance:

This is one of the coolest things I’ve seen the internet produce.  Please give this man the Internet Award For Internet.

thedailywhat:

Automatic Mario Mindfuck of the Day: Someone with more time than a firm sense of how to use that time productively (our kind of guy/gal) has strung together four screens playing automated Super Mario World levels programmed to mimic the four parts of Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now.”

Forget putting this together: I got winded just watching it.

[thanks scott!]

THIS IS NOW EVEN MORESO MY FAVORITE SONG.

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