I am at a loss for words.
God I love this video. It’s A) Hilarious B) Awesome C) Catchy D) Empowering. Please, even if you have youtube ADD (I know I do) give it a full run-through. Because there are some gems outside of the chorus.
Southern Girls.
- Me: how are the girlz?
- Ewan: dude
- theyre hot as balls
- except
- they all have serious boyfriends
- or jesus
- to cock block me

DAYUM

Rock 'em sock 'em ringbots!
Two nights ago, my brother proposed to his girlfriend of four years. Her name is Bizzy (Elizabeth) Tysse and I already love her like a sister. I’m so so happy for them.
AND LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT RING. Guess those law school loans will have to wait a little bit longer, eh Michael?
(via daytwoday)
My series of lesbianic (lez-bee-awn-ic) posts continue.
But she is the most beautiful creature in the whole wide world.

