December 2009
12 posts
Drunk Ewoks! →
The magic starts happening at around 2:00.
My favorite part? The lady dressed up as Vader is a BITCH
Googling yourself
Do you ever google yourself and find out you’re on a website like THIS?
HOLY SHIT I’M ON A CRAPLOAD OF FOREIGN WEBSITES WITH THAT VIDEO.
It is not even a good rendition. It was hastily memorized so as to avoid real work. Oh dear. This is not how I wanted to become famous, but I’ll take it?
On the other hand, the response is 4/5s positive to my Lady Macbeth Monologue. So, good.
STUFF
Look at all this STUFF I have bottles, tissues, earrings, lube eye care, hair care, tequilla, a bowl reeses cups and crusty mugs the list goes on and this just my desk! STUFF in my closet and STUFF on my floor O, my floor Moses, where are you? my floor needs a miracle.
Item: Necklace, black and green. Mother’s b-day gift BOGO at Macy’s. Item: Glass Jar with coins I...
