July 2012
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My hatred for Lebron James is greater than my love...
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Joe and I explain gender and sexuality
Him: Men are studs, womenfolk are sluts
Him: Although, all homos are sluts as well
Him: Well, male homos
Him: Female homos are prudes.
Me: well that's becasue homos are basically women
Me: everyone knows that
Me: women with dangerous notions
Me: Because they can't get pregnant
Me: To keep them in their place.
Him: I keep trying
Him: and trying
Him: and trying
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Because Game of Thrones
Sometimes I think Game of Thrones is my version of “Because I Got High”
I was gonna clean my room, but then Game of Thrones
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then Game of Thrones.
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I wish I had the looks of Emilia Clarke, the acting chops of Michelle Fairley, and the snark of Lena Headey.
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Thank you BET for showing John Q during times of health care debate.
Also: DENZEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL
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Bran's prophecy: The Lost Hero and Azor Ahai
[Spoilers for all books under the cut]
[[MORE]]I was rereading Game of Thrones last night and I got to the point where Old Nan is telling Bran scary stories (specifically, the story of the Last Hero of the First Men). She says:
“One by one his friends died, and his horse, and finally even his dog, and his sword froze so hard the blade snapped when he tried to use it” (Game of Thrones,...
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An Average Twitter Exchange
Him: On today's podcast, boners become the new currency and I immediately become the richest man in Qarth/the world.
Me: the greatest boner that ever was or will be
Him: The Boner in the North
Me: fire cannot kill a boner
Him: Boners is coming.
Me: *a boner slaps Joffery across the face*
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My Brother, the N Word, and Acknowledging White...
Me: I watched a documentary in class today called "N Word"
Brother: Cool. You know, I think it's just a word. And it only has as much power as people give it.
Me: Yes, a lot of people think that.
Brother: ...white people?
Me: Yup.
Brother: Ah.
Me: Yup.
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With so many people reading the books now that...
I hope D+D continue to stay as true to them as they have been. As flawed as it is, the adaptation has been undeniably better than not.
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Game of Thrones Season 3 FEELS (for book readers)
Spoilers galore, so please don’t read unless you’ve read through Storm of Swords.
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So apparently the actor that plays Greatjon Umber was asked back for season 4, which could be a problem considering in the book he dies at the Red Wedding and I was kind of assuming the third season would end with it…
Which, you know, would make a lot of sense, because otherwise season 4...
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So, there's this thing called a double standard...
…and you know when it really irritates me (besides always, I mean)? Freakin open-toed shoes. I don’t want to paint my damn toenails every time I want to wear my $2.50 Old Navy flip-flops. But I have been chided for going naked-nailed when I bare my toes. This either needs to stop or menfolk need to start getting pedicures (preferably the latter).
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I know Mackenzie Crook is the obviousest of all obvious choices for Vargo Hoat, but hot DAMN that would make my season 3.
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This is totally unfair and it doesn’t even matter but when people make fanart from scenes in the books but clearly use the actors from the show it bothers me. Like, I have no problem at all that Sophie Turner is a redhead and I think she is a rad Sansa but canon!Sansa has auburn hair, ya know?
Maybe I’m just tired. Urgh.
Santorum Claims he Thought Grindr was a Coffee App →
wittytittie:
Former U.S. presidential candidate Rick Santorum has issued a statement claiming that he didn’t know what the gay dating app he downloaded to his iPhone was for when he downloaded it.
The 51 year old former senator from the state of Pennsylvania was caught Friday when during an interview with a reporter he took out his iPhone to answer an emergency call from his wife.
During the...
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During episode one of Game of Thrones
Me: Hooray! Look at those rascally Stark kids, frolicking about and getting into trouble! I can't wait to see how things play out for them!
Every subsequent episode
Me: [sobbing]
